Thursday, October 10, 2013

Fudge Gets Furloughed

That's right, folks.  I've found myself with some unexpected time on my hands.  However, I'm not allowed to go to my office and I share a car with my husband.  What this means in terms of this blog is that I am largely stuck in western Fairfax County and not in the city.  Thus, I'm not visiting studios as often.  Fear not, though!  I am keeping busy, even with some things fitness related!

First, my co-workers and I have embarked upon a  furlough hike and I am happy to report that, although technically closed, the trails at Rock Creek Park remain accessible.

Second, many places are offering furlough freebies and discounts.  Huzzah!  For instance, according to their facebook page, Off Road Indoor Cycling is offering free vinyasa yoga classes.  DCist reports that these classes are offered on Saturdays and Mondays and are available to both government and non-government workers.  

Lastly, I've been spending more time using some exercise apps that I haven't used in a while.  Stay tuned for some reviews on some of Lolo's fitness apps.

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Fitness for the Furloughed....

And everyone else.  This may be the week to take advantage of a free week pass to several Gold's Gyms or Washington Sports Clubs around the area.  Hey, what else are you going to do this week during the shut down?  For those of us who are working, I recommend a meditation class this week.  Free meditation classes at Meridian Yoga (see our post) offered several times a week.  HANG IN THERE EVERYONE.

Tuesday, September 24, 2013

FREEBIE September 24, 2013: Kali Yoga Columbia Heights

Kali offers free vinyassa Friday night at 6:45 and again on Sunday at 4:30pm.  This is actually donation based, so please give something, even if its just a couple of bucks.  Our review of Kali will be coming in a few weeks.  But why not give it a try this weekend and let us know what you think.

Mind Your Body Oasis: Chesti Gets Sweaty in the Crystal City Underground

It was 47 degrees when I walked to the bus stop this morning.  When it gets cold, I just want to go home and get in bed.  Even when its sunny.  We are days away from crappy east coast death weather  (NO, I'm not being dramatic), so its important to start figuring out how you are going to keep that "summer fitness feeling" going.  My solution: a studio on my way home, right on a metro line, that requires absolutely minimal effort to get to.  The stars align for me with Mind Your Body Oasis in Crystal City.  Located at 1750 Crystal Drive, Arlington http://www.mindyourbodyoasis.com/, Mind Your Body Oasis (MYBO) requires nothing more than stepping off a metro train (yellow or blue) and walking through the heated underground hallways of Crystal City.  Couldn't be better!  I cant even mumble that its too cold or rainy or snowy and go home without a workout.  The hardest part about getting to this studio is walking past Dunkin Donuts without stopping.  This all applies to those of you who drive too- Crystal City offers free parking in the underground garage after 4pm. 

The space: MYBO is a brand new studio in the underground.  They actually refer to it as a "center" because they offer massages, saunas, and have a shop to buy organic healthy crap and yoga gear.  They do facials, acupuncture and reiki.  Everything about it the center is super clean and modern.  Its located in an area of the underground that has been completely redone.  There is a large "waiting area" outside the studio with tvs and tables and chairs.  There is almost a "bar" that you walk up to outside the studio where you check in and can purchase health food.  The staff is friendly but not in an over-the-top yogi way.  Just nice, calm, happy people.  The inside waiting area is very small, but the bathroom and shower facilities are HUGE and well stocked with everything you could possible imagine.  There are cubby spaces (no locks) for all of your belongings.  There are two rooms to practice in: the hot room and the "zen room".  Both are mirrored and have special antibacterial flooring.  They are pretty dark- this is not the type of place I want to go to on a gorgeous summer day, but in case you forgot what I said a paragraph ago, I'm here to combat the lame excuses I make when the weather is bad.  I've spent most of my time in the hot studio (shocker!)- its a very large space and no one is ever right on top of you.  There are some design flaws with the room, especially large pillars, but i've never seen it so crowded that someone was behind a pillar and couldn't see.  The pillars are mirrored too, which makes it even easier to follow along.  And you can look at your butt in one mirror and stomach in another.  If you want to of course. 

The experience: I like this studio because they offer a variety of yoga and pilates classes.  I'm starting to sway back towards pilates given my recent realization that just because I cant see (and therefore dont care about) my ass, doesn't mean others cant as well.  Ughh.  The vinyassa classes aren't anything out of the ordinary here.  MYBO offers hot hatha yoga (ALMOST IDENTICAL to bikram without being called bikram) and hot yoga which is a hot flow class.  Both are terrific and Swoozie is a great teacher.   Take class with Amanda Shipe, the owner and during a rest after back bends she will crack your back in a way that will leave you smiling- even though while shes doing it you may pee yourself in fear.  Not that I did, but it was a very real possibility.

Restorative yoga, Yin yoga, and even Laughter yoga are all offered here.  The restorative yoga is excellent if you have an injury and are starting to get back into the groove.  I haven't tried Laughter yoga yet.  I'm curious, but, I might have to be drunk to try it.  MYBO has a few different pilates offerings, including the ever popular yogalates.  I really like this class and feel that its the only place I've taken yogalates where it is a true mixture of both forms of exercise.  Most places call it yogalates when really its pilates with a few down dogs and a shavasannah (you didn't really expect me to know how to spell that, did you?).  The center offers early morning 6 am classes and several afternoon/night time classes.  They also have a good selection of classes throughout the day on the weekends.  MYBO is expensive.  The yoga classes are almost all an hour and fifteen minutes or an hour and a half.  The pilates classes are an hour.  I purchased a Specialicious deal- 5 classes for $30.  I wish they had offered more!  I saw a special the studio was running about a month ago: half off 6 month UNLIMITED membership.  If they offer it again, I am going to purchase it because this studio really will get me through the winter and I will likely go two or three times a week on my way home from work.  Right now they are offering one month unlimited for $75 for new students.  I still think thats a bit expensive, but the regular price is $180.  A drop in is $20.   A 10 pack is $150 and a 30 pack is $300, but they have to be used in 90 days....and even though we all know I would use a 10 pack in less than a month, you all also know I  hate this arbitrary expiration dates.  Annual unlimited is $1400.  Towels and mats are available for rent for a few dollars each.  I'll post when they run another half off deal.  I'd hold off until then. 




Tuesday, September 17, 2013

SUPER HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUDGE!

Thursday is Fudge's birthday.  On behalf of the universe (yea, i can do that) I wish her a WONDERFUL AWESOME AMAZING TERRIFIC FANTASTIC DAY.  Namaste buddy.  You are the best.

FANTASTIC FREEBIE: BIKRAM ALEXANDRIA OR TYSONS

At either Bikram Alexandria or Bikram Tysons, your first class is free.  Tysons only if its before 4pm (but they allow you to do it on the weekend) and Alexandria the first free class is at ANY time.  So now you have no excuse. 

Chesti dishes on Bikram, and why she "hearts" it.

I love the heat.  Especially now that its getting colder, there is nothing better to this girl than walking into a hot and humid room.  Instant relief.  I"m the kind of person that gets a chill so deep in her bones in takes hours to shake.  For as much as I hate winter, I'm excited that this year I have a "safe zone" at Alexandria Bikram.  Bikram is Bikram.  Where ever you go.  The postures are all the same, 26 moves you hold for about 36 seconds (2 sets each) for a total of 90 minutes, the temp and humidity is the same everywhere (about 100 degrees and 40-50% humidity) and even the instructors dialogue is pretty much the same (yet some how it doesn't feel as scripted as Tae Bow.  Probably because its not obnoxious inspiration jargon but description that you focus on to get the posture right).  The rooms are the same as well, there are heat vents everywhere that newbies shouldn't stand under and mirrors lining the front wall.  The floors are an anti bacterial something or other, but i still get sketched out by the thought of it.  For someone who doesn't normally sweat, I am half naked and drenched by the end of class.  And I couldn't feel better.  I feel lighter, detoxed, stronger, and somehow,  more energized.  It is one class that I shower before I leave the studio because my clothes and underwear are dripping wet and I want to wash out all of my pores (I have openly admitted that I am shallow and I dont want breakouts).

A quick take on Alexandria Bikram before I discuss Bikram in general.  Alexandria Bikram http://www.bikramalexandria.com/home/ at 5416 Eisenhower Avenue Alexeandria is literally right next to the Van Dorn Metro.  There is a ton of parking and very easy to get to from 395 or 495.  The studio is in the back of a warehouse looking building.  As owner Jim Ambrogi says, its not much to look at.  But it has everything you need and want (including child care for moms and dads).  The studio has one main room with markings for where to put your mat.  I LOVE THIS.  It makes it impossible for someone to be right on top of me and it also staggers the positioning so even if someone is in front of you, you have mirror space.  The studio also has two showers and a large changing room in addition to cubbies outside of the hot room.  Alexandria Bikram rents towels and mats for $1.  This is a bargain especially if you are going to get back on the metro after class and dont want a soaking wet towel and mat with you.  Its the one time I actually rent mats.  The instructors also have a fridge in the room and offer up all sorts of beverages DURING class.  You just pay afterwards.  And at the end of class, the instructor puts an ice cold eucalyptus towel over your eyes.  Jim the owner is a pisser.  Thats a good thing.  He is the sweetest guy hiding behind a tough cranky former military persona.  He is tough on students, but also very helpful and wants to make sure you get it right.  If you are overly sensitive, I dont suggest your first class with him.  But certainly take class with him at some point- he studied with Bikram and learned from the creator of this form of yoga. 

Bikram.... its just like hatha yoga.  Only hotter and more humid.  Actually, the poses are virtually the same except they call them different things.  Bikram is all about stretching and working on the internal skeleton.  There are proven health benefits.  According to one website:

"Each posture stretches, strengthens and prepares specific muscles, ligaments, and joints needed for the next posture. This method also stimulates the organs, glands, and nerves, moving fresh oxygenated blood to 100 percent of the body, restoring all systems to a healthy working order. It is designed to deliver total health through the balancing and strengthening of every system in the body in order to prevent illness, injury, promote weight loss, and limit the effects of aging. A heated room warms your muscles, prevents injury, allows a deeper workout and cleanses the body by flushing toxins."

I noticed at first my face was breaking out a bit but thats because of all of the crap trapped in my pores.  Sweat cleanses the body.  Its sort of sweat's "thing".  This type of yoga really is for everyone.  In my class this weekend there was a 73 year old grandma there on her first visit!  This was not Jane Fonda who was clearly in good shape her whole life.  this was a normal grandma.  And she did it!  Next week when I go to visit family I'm going to try and convince my 64 year old Dad to give it a try.  I think its especially good for older people to work on balance and keep the joints "juicy" as they say at Bikram.  My Dad will likely bitch about the heat the entire time, but its not too bad.

Here are a few tips on Bikram.  First, its called BIC-rum.  NOT beek rum.  Good, got that out of the way.  Second, DO NOT MAKE BIKRAM YOUR FIRST YOGA CLASS OR YOUR FIRST HOT YOGA CLASS.  Start with a "warm yoga" "gentle hatha" or even regular hot beginners class.  Trust me on this.  This is not flow (vinyassa).  You hold postures so its a bit less "cardio."  When you do take a class, bring two or three waters.  Two of them frozen because they will melt.  Bring a towel for your mat and a towel for your hands and hell, while you are at it, a towel for your face. Try not to wear 100% cotton.  This is the time for lycra and spandex.  Wear a bathing suit if you want (and no one cares what you look like).  I've seen people wearing t-shirts and they look miserable.  I couldn't imagine wearing a t-shirt to these classes.  I like to wear shorts, but your legs will get sweaty and wet too so some moves (like tree) are a bit more difficult.  Get to class a half hour early.  THIS IS KEY.  Give yourself 15 minutes to just lie down in the room and get used to the heat.  At first it will feel great (on a cold day), then uncomfortable, and then you will adjust. 

Give it a try, you may love it, or you may hate it.  Fudge hates it.  But Fudge openly admits to a mental block against humidity.  She does like hot yoga.  I'm not blaming Fudge for not being a Bikram fan, I would never ever agree to cold yoga.  I'm just sad that I dont have my buddy with me at Bikram. 

One final note: Yogis hate Bikram people and Bikram people hate yogis.  Ok, maybe hate is a strong word and a bit over dramatic, but there is a lot of tension between the two groups.  Personally, I dont give a shit what there politics are.  I'm into both styles for the fitness benefits and for what they both do for my mental state.  Recently the founder of Bikram was accussed of some pretty awful things.  I dont really care what happens to him, but I certainly dont support him.  I think we will see a lot of Bikram studios continue the same practice, but call it something different.  Many already are.  Nonetheless, not trying this form of yoga would be the same as not golfing because Tiger Woods is a lying cheating spineless womanizing bastard.  Well, if you dont golf thats cool with me.  Tiger Woods is a punk.  And that my friends, was my random tangent for the day.