Monday, September 9, 2013

Chesti: Pole Dancing Update: Pole Pressure

I suck at pole dancing.  Seriously.  I might as well just throw out my clear plexiglass stilettos and tassels, but that ain't never gonna happen.  And flying hoop?  Oh god, no.  But the class was interesting.  I recommend trying it.  I am, however, very good at flirty floor dancing.  Chair dancing came somewhere in the middle.  FOUR types of "fitness" - that's what you get with the pole dancing freebie we posted a while back.  At the Landmark location of Pole Pressure you do floor, pole, and chair.  Downtown you get floor, pole, and hoop.   Don't be fooled, the way these two places operate, you would have NO IDEA they are connected.  Landmark is more fun.  Downtown is a serious business.   If you are just curious, I recommend going to Landmark.  Those girls are fun and the class actually has a workout component to it, but sooooo disorganized.  Downtown is almost too hard to be a work out and has a pretty serious sales pitch to it.  If you can do any of the moves, it will be a terrific body sculpting experience, but for an intro, way too hard.  One thing I did learn is that there is no way in hell strippers can drink while on duty.  It's just not possible.  If you are a stripper and can wear heels AND do those moves, then god bless you.  You are a very special lady.

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